TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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