party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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