what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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