Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhhâ€
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