Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
