Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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