Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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