i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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