you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
It's just like the Real World with babies
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
