Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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