porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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