Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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