All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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