South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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