So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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