I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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