Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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