the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I queefed so loud it echoed.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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