Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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