Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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