are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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