Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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