Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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