Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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