dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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