Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
