we have officially lost it.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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