Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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