I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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