Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
im on a boat
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