This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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