bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
this will be a night to untag.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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