this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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