Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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