Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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