And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Randomize
