we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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