If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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