You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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