Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
This is my gift to your gina
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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