Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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