didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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