Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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