I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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