have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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