so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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