You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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