On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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