the new term for farting is butt boxing.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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