Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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