I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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