Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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