Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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