i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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